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Smart is Scary … and Phony, to Boot

Four Score and Many Blockbusters Ago …

Now These Would Be Some Scary Movies!

If Only These Famous Movie Lines Had Turned Out Thusly …

Mulling the Mystery of Masked Movie Maniacs

A Little Introduction

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In the world of imaginary film critics, two characters stand out.

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Godfrey “Skip” Lexicon, longtime movie buff and editor of The Celluloid Kvetcher

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And Mopwitz “Setter” Burbling, award-winning author, collector and failed indie-film director

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They’ll be providing movie reviews and commentary on this blog in the hopes that the world will take cartoon critics seriously. Well, at least sort of seriously. Stay tuned.