Please don’t fault me for watching Conan the Destroyer.
It’s a horrible movie, I know. But it’s something of a guilty pleasure. And in watching it last night, I marveled at a quality I hadn’t really noticed before.
The special effects. They’re just plain awful.
Rubber suits galore. Bad animation. Welcome to the world of Conan. Where things are really cheesy.
Which is not to say that the effects are so much worse than, say, the acting, which is just as horrid. Still, you have to wonder how this stuff passed muster. It looked lousy then. It looks lousy now.
Yet I always find it on TV, for some reason. Maybe there’s a market for it.
One can always hope not.