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Did They Make These Movies Yet?
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- The Cheese Whisperer
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- Decapitations, Hollywood Style
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- Mr. Magoo and His Fuzzy Friends
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- Nessie’s Breath
They Should Hand Out Motion-Sickness Bags for This
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- The biggest problem in cinema these days is the prevalence of backstory.
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- It’s sometimes so pronounced that it burdens the audience.
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- I mean, who wants to see how the Mad Hatter became mad?
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- At this rate, I’d rather see a flick with first-person narration than one with backstory.
Well, Willya Look Who the Cat Dragged In
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- Hey, who’s that guy?
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- Why, it’s Mr. Pretentious Cinema Aficionado!
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- What’s he up to these days?
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- Oh, just showing how much he knows … or doesn’t know.
Little-Known Operas That Should Never Be Filmed
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- Mozart’s Eine Kleine Sachertorte
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- Verdi’s Il Macchiato e la Idiota
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- Bizet’s Ta Gueule, Mon Cheri
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- Handel’s The Laurel Wreaths Are Prepared; Now What Do You Want Me to Do With Them?
What Could Happen if You See These Movies Before Dinner …
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- My Dinner With Andre
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- Tampopo
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- Like Water for Chocolate
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- Babette’s Feast
But Subjectivity Is Objective!
Faces of Film-Watching
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- Singin’ in the Rain
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- Suspiria
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- 2001: A Space Odyssey
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- Straw Dogs
If Hollywood changed history …
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- The Battle of Hastings would’ve been a romcom.
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- The fall of Rome would’ve been a rock musical.
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- The Diet of Worms would’ve been a gross-out mockumentary.
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- The opening of Al Capone’s vault would’ve been … eh, who cares?
It’s not lazy—it’s being opinionated!
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- Do you need to see a movie to know you won’t like it?
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- Especially if it looks pretentious? Those flicks usually don’t surprise you.
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- And if you’ve seen enough films you dislike by one director, do you really need to see them all?
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- I’d rather see a good movie 2,000 times than a bad movie once.
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