Smart is Scary … and Phony, to Boot

Four Score and Many Blockbusters Ago …

Now These Would Be Some Scary Movies!

Don’t Pump Up the Volume

Please, Hollywood, Never Rerelease These Movies in 3D

Let’s Get Our Definitions Straight, OK?

If Only These Famous Movie Lines Had Turned Out Thusly …

It Happens Every Fall…Except It Doesn’t Really

Thank Goodness We Haven’t Seen These Movie Sequels…Yet